If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
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He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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