And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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