Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
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Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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