We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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