Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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