summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
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I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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