i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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