Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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