I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Come see our sink grown plant.
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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