Can Purell be used as lube?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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