I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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