what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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