she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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