question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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