You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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