Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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