I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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