I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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