No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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