Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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