The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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