Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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