I'm sorry my penis didn't work
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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