If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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