the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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