I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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