i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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