you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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