I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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