Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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