Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
wow bdsm is so cute
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