I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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