SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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