Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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