but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
