My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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