He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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