somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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