the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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