I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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