Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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