If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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