I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Randomize
