i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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