Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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