i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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