bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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