yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Randomize
