I must be too annoying 4 u.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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