Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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