we have pet lesbian snakes
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Sorry my hands just texted you
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
