do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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