You're so nebulous sometimes
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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