when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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