Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You need Xanax blowdarts
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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