How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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